Getting highlights

This is my excited face when my hair is slathered with blue dye :

I look ridiculous

This is my frustrated face when my hair is slathered with red dye :

Huh?

What happened, you ask?

WHAT HAPPENED?

WELL LET ME EFFIN TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED.

I got highlights, that's what happened.

Hightlights, not dye.

Kbai.

It all started on a sunny, beautiful clear day. My head feels a little haywired so I was going all

Hey. I love blue. Imma dye my hair blue. Right after SPM.

So that's that, right?

Uhhuh, that's that.

After trying so so so hard to convince my parents and ignore my sister's stupid cock and bull,

I am finally permitted to highlight my hair blue.

Not to be done by myself, of course. 

So I was prancing like a giddy pony, humming happily to the saloon. 

I sat, I sat still, I sat forever. 

When the girl started to slather blue dyes on my hair I was so excited (refer picture above).

She smeared strands here and there, wrap it in an aluminium foil and let it dry.

15mins later, she opened a foil to check on the colour absorption.

Now let me tell you. 

If you're ever a barber or a stylist, never, never, EVER do you give your customer the oh-no-wtf face.

Okay? 

NO. 

Not cool.

So I asked her, "Is everything alright?"

And she's like, "Ohhh. Well, your hair's not turning blue".

She warned me before that before you highlight your hair blue, you had to bleach it first. and she did not do that because she and I agreed that bleaching is very very very unhealthy for the hair.

So she's like, "You wait right here. Imma go to the hair dye store and buy more blue dye and try to slather as much blue as I can on your hair"(Not exact quote). 

So she left me, alone, at the saloon.
With my hair still wrapped in aluminium foils.

Cos I totally won't steal anything.

I didn't. Of course.

30mins later, she came back and said they ran out of blue. So we decided to wash my hair first and see what's the result.

Ha.

Instead of turning blue, it turned BROWNISH. How the fk did that even happen? Brown and blue's very far apart right? RIGHT?

So she's like, you know what, pick another colour. Let me make your money worth it.

I was all, NOOOO I WANT BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. But I refuse to bleach my hair anyhow. So. Yeah ):

Me : Look, mum, the blue failed. My hair turned brown
Mother : OH. So how now?
Me : She told me to pick another colour.

Mother : Go red. Your sister went red. And it's pretty.
Me : You know... I was thinking of..

Mother : Yeah?
Me : ...Orange--

Mother : MAI SIAO.

I admit, I have the most peculiar taste in colour.

Anyway, so it's either i stay with brown or go with red.
ANDDDD

Tann da daaaaaa.

Kbai.

Girl with the red highlights, 

Jane.

Dankyew all berrymuch

I ain't dead yo.

Hi guys :3

This post is made to thank you, ALL of you that made my birthday so special :D

Me wanna say thank you, thank you, THANK YOU, for all your wishes, presents and random hugs. LOL

And and and Amy, Khar Yean and Shyen for the outting <3 <3333

Fav. nibbles from Shyen :D <3

Chocolates from bro & sis

Cutest gift ever from Amy. With Cotton's APPROVAL! =DDDD

Another chocolate from Yoke Wei >w< 

THIS IS GONNA BE ON MY TREASURE CHEST FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR. From Ky <3

This was given wayyy before my birthday. But still deserves a spot here =D Thanks bro <3

AND AND AND also for Hafiz's coral shells and Joel's pouch :D <33 Sorry got no pictures ): 

And last but not least.

The best present of all.

This thing is long.

Lickable.

Sweet and juicy.

And

hard. Very hard.

Mau patah gigiku

Love ya guys,
Jane

My Future

Whenever people ask what am I gonna do about my future, there are two different answers I might give, depending on how close we are. If you're :

-Not that close to me, eg, a teacher or someone, I'll give you the serious answer : English lecturer (Which is total bullcrap really, because I'd kill myself if I ever grew up to be a teacher/lecturer).

-Very close to me, eg, Ky or my 5sn1 mates, I'll give you the joking answer : Marry a rich guy, find a sugar daddy and even becoming an ibu ayam at geylang street(ha ha ha).

To be really, really, very seriously serious, I have no idea what to do about my future. Yes, I love drawing and arts and stuff but if I really am planning to be an artist, then what the fuck am I doing at a science stream? I admit, I choose to be in a science class in the beginning to have a.. wider option for what I wanna do with my future. But now that I look at my grades and stuff, a straight As for SPM seems impossi-fucking-ble.

My mother, on the other hand, wants me to be an air stewardess. My reaction : Wtf? Her reason : Because your brother and sister already had their chance to study overseas. If you can't strive academically to study overseas, at least you had a chance to WORK overseas.
Okay, mum. Thank you very much. Appreciate it.

My sister, meanwhile, just shrug and told me to "go with the flow". Easy for her to say, with her brains and stuff.

My brother... Meh, don't think I'll ever dare to ask him. He might give me a long hard lecture about being indecisive and stuff stuff. Which, in the end, will only make me feel like crap.

My father? He gave me the best answer among all. Hooking me up with that rich cousin. Ha. Seriously, I have NO PROBLEM AT ALL marrying Cy. If he'll ever fully button up his shirt, that is.

Conclusion? Don't ask me what I'm gonna do about my future. Cos I'll make something up right at the spot =D hmm.. Maybe I can be a reverie expert. If that's a job.


Jane.

7 types of people you don't wanna encounter in a cinema

7. Those little spawn of satans. Yes, I'm talking about kids. Whiny, crying, cannot-sit-still babies/kids, ranging from the age of 3 to 10. Now don't get me wrong, I love kids. But seriously kids + cinema = a big NO NO.

6. The vibrators. Always wanted an Osim chair or any random massage chair but you can never afford it? Look no more for all you need is rm12 and a little bit of luck! Just sit beside or in front of a dude/chick with incredibly long legs and maybe a serious case of a parkinson disease and baam! You even get to watch a free movie! damn worth it can?

5. The omg-I-totally-get-that-joke-so-let-me-laugh-out-LOUD-and-LONG-so-that-everyfkingperson-knows-I-get-it people.

4. The loudmouths. Now, this is slightly different from number 5 because loudmouths not only laugh loudly, they also find it necessary to make a comment for EVERY scene and dialogue. Wait. Basically that chick/dude that talks unnecessarily loud in the cinema? Yeah, he/she's a loudmouth.

3. The cina-ted faggots. Don't watch english movies if you're linguistically retarded, assholes.

2. The loud chewers. Their motto : On nom nom nom nom all the way!

1. The spoilers. "He's gonna get killed. He's soooooo gonna get killed. There! THERE! I told you! I told you he's gonna get killed. Ha. I told you, didn't I?"